What's a horny groom to do when his bride announces on his wedding night that
she's a virgin, and then asks him how many girls he's had in the past??? Well,
like any honest man, he responds by saying..."LET ME COUNT THE LAYS..."!!!  That's exactly what super stud JOHN HOLMES does as he relives his amorous adventures with a bevy of busty, bawdy beauties, including LELANI, the sensuous Hawaiian wahini, lusty DEANNA and the swinger's club, LINDA the Sunset Strip hooker, and BABYDOLL with her toy alligator!!! All this while he lovingly instructs his quick learning virgin bride in the art of making love!!!

LET ME COUNT THE LAYS is a true JOHN HOLMES classic!!! It's a sensational, sex-soaked romp with a surprise ending that proves that you shouldn't necessarily believe everything you hear!!!

Starring: Alex Elliot, John Holmes, Judy Lewis, Louise Netters, Missy Ann Burns, Phyllis Wolf, Robin Ausel